So after attending the Spike Jonze Retrospective (rad) with Dave (rad), drinking lots of mini Colt 45's(also rad), we ended up sitting at a bar making a list of "deal breakers". When it comes to room decor and artifacts found in the apartments of the opposite sex, there are just certain things that can leave you with a bad taste in your mouth. Here's his dealbreaker. Sketchers hahahaaha, I second that bleh bleh bleh! Mine would be...

Is that the pungent stench of date rape I smell? Oh why yes it is! If this is found on a night stand, in a bathroom, etc. I would make up some lame excuse and get out of there.
Other deal Breakers included,
-Too many stuffed animals on your bed. Childhood artifacts are a red flag.
-General hygiene standards are not being met.
-Posters on the walls. Especially blacklight or naked/beer ladies.
-Framed pictures of your mother and or father on your night stand.
-Absolutely barren apartment wasteland, I understand minimalism but we are talking borderline American Psycho shit going on, if there is nothing but a bed and a fridge RUN.
- Remnents of any sort of Magic the gathering, Dugeons and Dragons, Hentai, or anime obsession.
What's your dealbreaker?
1 comment:
http://raygungothic.tumblr.com/post/69537072/merry-christmas-every-year-without-fail-my
I agree. And what's wrong with D&D you snob?
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